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Queendoms come without keys you can carry.

Anonymous asked: How've you been lately?

I’ve been marvelous.

In love and shit.

Anonymous asked: You're violet is hemorrhaging.

your*

and my lily is a bandage.

i was here

you were not


Changing Genres by Dean Young

deanprincesster:

so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy

(via pointsevenpercentofasoul)

blackgirlwhiteboylove:

!!!!!
drythroats:

Best line ever 😭

drythroats:

Best line ever 😭

(Source: youzombie, via alise-grave-nil)

macabre-menagerie:

dude I was just reading this in an anxiety zine today

macabre-menagerie:

dude I was just reading this in an anxiety zine today

(Source: mentalmentalhealth, via sandcastlesxinxthexsand)

bohofien:

makes me want to go camping so badly

(via americanfall)

fuckupyouslut:

alantyson:

Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.

Yeah but charging for blowjobs is frowned upon :/

(Source: heathledgers, via americanfall)

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

(via countrybabe711)